Thing Learned While Walking Dog

There are comestibles everywhere, if only one bothers to look, and if only one decides to be less than choosy. There is never a lot in one sitting, but during the course of a walk of a few blocks one can feast upon Cheetos, frosting or other remnants of cinnamon rolls, perhaps a french fry or two, crickets, and chicken bones, often with meat on them.

Of course, none of these things ever enters your stomach if you have an owner who is by turns vigilant and thieving.